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Tyra Banks‘ staffers are disgruntled because they got no Christmas gifts even though they uprooted from LA and moved to New York for her, which she moved for a boyfriend that probably dumped her ass by now. In that move the dummy, somehow negotiated a $30 million dollar deal.

.. So what does she do to share the wealth? A holiday party for her staff at a lower east side bar. According to our source, Tyra arrived for a brief stop, looking like a million bucks, and said she was on her way to Italy.

Before leaving she told them “I want to thank you guys for working so hard- – I have a special guest – here’s Santa!” Everybody ran to Santa’s big bag and found it was full of limp McDonald’s cheeseburgers! Employees got cheeseburgers for Christmas! (Our source isn’t sure if the higher-ups got private bonuses but the everyday people didn’t.) Staffers tore open their burgers, hoping for gift certificates. Nothing. Unhappy workers ended up drinking themselves senseless and brawling in the street. One needed an ambulance.

They should do a favor and not return after their vacation. Oh, wait this Tyrant Banks, there probably is no vacation. Bitch probably has them scrubbing floors while show’s not taping.

[source: janetcharltonshollywood.com]

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Loud-mouthed bitchy Tyra Banks was overheard at a recent private party saying, “[Britney] should just go ahead and kill herself after the album and go out like Marilyn, very grand. She should have done it after the last album”, reports Ted Casablanca.

That’s an awful thing to say about someone. She is a mother, although she’s not acting like one, it’s inappropriate to speak of her (Britney’s) mortality.

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