The Devil Made Kim Pose For Playboy

If you’re wondering why Kim Kardashian posed for Playboy, well MOM pushed her to do it! Kim also thought that “girls today” … whoa right there, (take the needle off the record). “Girls today” are looking at Playboy to see a “normal body”? What the hell is she saying? Did she notice her butt is the size of Jupiter? Nothing about you or your sick family is “normal” girl.

Here’s how Kim told NY Daily News:

“I did it because I’m not one of those stick-skinny girls you see. I felt like girls today need to see a normal body,” she told us at the Morgan 4 Ever launch at Underbar last week. “My mom actually pushed me to do it! I think she’s living vicariously through me a little bit.”

Sweetheart, you’re mother is a money-grubbing heartless bitch, who’s husband (at the time) defended the man that killed her best friend.

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The Dash Pedaling Playboy

Kim Kardashian signing copies of the December Playboy in NYC.

Pedal it girl. It’s all you got!

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Idiot!

What is the deal with this hilarious game the Kardashian trash is playing? “Oh Mommy, Playboy, what’s that? Should I do it? I wont have to get naked will I?”…hmm don’t worry, it shouldn’t be much scarier than your full blown hardcore XXX movie shoot with Brandy’s brother “Ray J“for which your mother brokered a licensing deal with your full consent, of course.

Mom is the one to watch here.  An oldie trying her damnedest to get some attention on herself. She too stripped down for a photo shoot, but I’ll spare you… it’s more of a Halloween feature.   

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