Now JLH is in the new issue of People magazine, saying “stop calling me fat!”
Don’t call her fat, call her bottom heavy. This pear has learned that, no matter the attention, both negative and positive, keeping your name in press gets you jobs. She sure knows how to fuel that fire.
“Furious about Internet attacks over her beach body, urging women to put on a bikini and stay strong.” What the hell? She acts as if she’s been fat all of her life and for the first time wants to see what it feels like to put on a bikini. She also claims that she’s “a size 2 and a size 2 isn’t big.” Nope, Jen, it isn’t, in fact a size 2 is quite tiny. I believe she’s been a 2 most of her adult life, however the state that butt’s in today, is more like a size 10!
The bottom line Jen, is that you’ve been eating.. a lot and the paps caught your butt glistening like a disco ball with a million dented little mirrors, against the ocean.
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