PURE Dorks!

Pure was just loaded with dorks last night! There’s nothing better than to watch Paris try to dance.. unless it’s with Kevin Federline. Ha!

All the dorks were out at Pure last night in Las Vegas prepping for their big NYE bash tonight! Paris looks like a marionette that got put away in a closet back in 1962. How does she manage to contort her body in such a fashion that still makes her feel sexy? She smiling away, looking so incredibly uncoordinated.

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Test the Kids

Britney’s kids to be tested for drugs. The two boys were seen hanging out by Britney’s pool sharing a doob. Nah, not yet!

Britney says that when the boys come over for visitation to her house from K-fed’s they smell like weed. She wants to have their hair tested to see if indeed Kevin is smoking around them.

Classy situation.

“She’s asked the court-appointed monitor and her lawyers if they can prove the kids have been exposed to environments in which drugs have been taken,” an insider says. They told her she should snip off a few strands of their hair right after they’ve returned from Kevin’s place and have them analyzed in a lab.

Indeed, “testing for secondhand marijuana use can be done using a lock of hair,” confirms addiction expert Marty Brenner. “The test must be done within a day or two after exposure. Secondhand smoke would definitely show up, and results usually come back in a couple of days.”

She also wants Kevin to take a drug test since she is still having to do so. If he tests positive he could risk losing custody.

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K-Fed Wins Again

Their hearing for January 23 has been pushed back by K-Fed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan to have adequate time to review the depo, which is now scheduled for the first week in January.

The hearing has now been pushed to February 19. Her custody will remain 2 days a week and 1 overnite stay with court appointed monitor. Brit supposedly wanted to change some things in the orders, but she probably was hoping that they could cut her visitation down to 1 min. once a week.

Good goin’ Mom!

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Brit’s Big Day In Court

Britney Spears arrived at the Los Angeles Superior Court 10 minutes early in the Pumpkin Mobile. She pulled cousin Alli Sims out for a cameo, along with Brit’s favorite pair of dirty cowboys boots. She again, wore her sunglasses and was fashioned in a somewhat appropriate- for-court-dress, one we haven’t seen before.

In ring number two, showing up 5 minutes later, in a black BMW SUV, weighing in a 155 lbs, current primary custody holder champion of the month, was Mr. Kevin “K-Fed” Federline.

The two were in a 3 hour session with Court Commissioner Scott M. Gordon, after having received a poor report from Brit’s parenting coach, who was also in attendance for questioning.
During the 3 hour session, Brit dismissed herself on 3 separate occasions to the restroom. Even pulling off mini wardrobe changes during her breaks. Once returning with a top ponytail, another a change from black sunglasses to a pair of brown Chanel’s.

Commissioner Gordon did not make a ruling today. Mark Vincent, Federline’s attorney said that they expect a written ruling Monday or Tuesday.

Brit is asking for 50/50 joint custody, which sounds like a mother that does not want her children, even a little bit. Currently, under the orders, she is allowed to visit the children at Kevin’s home with the parenting coach, but it doesn’t appear to be something she’s interested in doing.

Although one of Brit’s lawyers’ said that they are very pleased, alluding that something has changed in her favor, she remained very distraught throughout the process, sobbing and crying. When asked by an Extra reporter, how she was doing, during one of her bathroom breaks, she replied, “Eat it, lick it, snort it, f–k it!” Then she returned to the courtroom and said, “I’m Britney Bitch”. Just kidding, she didn’t actually say the, “I’m Britney Bitch” part. She just returned to her natural state of bawling.

[images via The Superficial]

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