Kim Kardashian Is Now A Superstar

The whole lot of them should be ashamed of themselves and I mean Stretchface included! That sick, sick Jenner-Kardashian family will do anything for fame. What mother would, not only overlook her daughter’s bad judgment, but MANAGE it!!

Kim is pretending to “take legal action” over the release of the new uncut part 2 version of her sex tape, for which she takes top billing, “Kim Kardashian Superstar Part 2 Featuring Hip Hop Star Ray J”.

Wow Mom, that’s some fancy managing, how’d you work that deal? Look at her wheeling and dealing with those big time heavy hitters, Vivid Video, who was also strong armed by the powerful manager, Kris Jenner or “Mom”, to work the golden shower out of the contract!

Now that’s some powerful shit. I say if Britney Spears really wants to get her career back on track, she contact Kris Jenner, stat! She could pick up some real handy parenting tips from her!

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Happy Birthday Stretchface!

Did you ever notice how many Mike Myers’ there are? Let’s see, there’s the Mike Myers who plays baseball for the White Sox. Then there’s the Mike Myers that played “Austin Powers”, and now this one.

Bruce Jenner a.k.a. Stretchface a.k.a. Mike Myers celebrated his birthday today; he is 58.

Happy Birthday Stretchface, hope you got yourself a good pinch, tug or injection…

wishing you a speedy recovery!

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Lump Alert

This the untalented, unpopular, unattractive and unworthy Khloe Kardashian, whose fame is working as her sister, Kim’s (who is equally unworthy and untalented) Personal Assistant, on the new reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Who the hell are the Kardashians? Three daughters of the late a**hole Robert Kardashian, who defended the very guilty O.J. Simpson in his high profile murder trial and best friend to Bruce Jenner. Kim Kardashian, who is best known as Paris‘ off and on sidekick, but also known for her amateur porn and large bottom, is the subject of this disastrous new show on E! The other lump sister is Kourtney. Ew.. these names.

Oh, their step-father? Bruce 80’s stretch face Jenner. Who has a couple of sexy spawns of his own. In fact he has 10 children in total: Burt, Casey Jenner, Brandon Jenner, Brody Jenner
Kourtney, Kimberly, Khloe, Robert, Kendall and Kylie.

He had his son Burt and daughter, Casey Jenner with, then wife Chrystie Jenner.

Then he had Brandon and Brody Jenner with actress, Linda Thompson.

Then Kendall and Kylie he had with Kris Jenner. Kendall’s middle name is “Nicole”, named after Nicole Brown Simpson. Who was Kris Jenner’s best friend.

Do you feel as dirty as I do? I’m going to stop now.

Why do we care? We don’t! I just wanted to show you that this lump looks a lot like Britney is looking these days.

[images by WENN, WireImage]

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