Pamela Anderson is Pregnant

Oh no!

Things are really getting crazy in the world when you have a child out of wedlock due to your divorce at the time of conception.

TMZ is reporting that her divorce from sex tape maker Rick Salomon is back on and he’s telling friends that he believes she is “acting crazy” because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back into the marriage. Interestingly, in her divorce petition, Anderson asked for spousal support but not child support.

They were married Oct. 6; can she really be considered as a “spouse” after just 3 months of marriage? This isn’t good for poor Pam or maybe it is, perhaps it will slow her partying ways. She seems to be at her best when she’s playing mom.

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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren Engaged

Jessica Alba, 26, “does not want to be a pregnant bride”, nonetheless has become engaged to her creepy boyfriend Cash Warren, 28.

“I can confirm that they are engaged,” Alba’s publicist, Brad Cafarelli, said in an e-mail to The Associated Press on Thursday. The couple is expecting their first child in late spring or early summer, Cafarelli said.

Jessica just announced last week that she “refused to be a pregnant bride in a dress”, but then again, we’re used to Alba saying, “I will never get naked for a film”, as she is promoting her film for which she shows her body naked. She also told the press that she is refusing offers to show her pregnant body naked at 7 months, so we know whole heartedly we can expect to see Jessica on the cover of any mag that will take her!

I love it when a good hottie like sexy Jessica Alba’s looks are revealed when their naked body is no longer the focus. Let’s see how that face holds up to the reputation. I like what the bangs are doing for her already!

[source: Splash]

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Lily Allen is Pregnant Too!

Lily Allen, 22, is now announcing that she is pregnant with boyfriend Ed Simons, 37, child. She announced the pregnancy last month exclusively to close family.

Boyfriend Ed Simons who is 15 years her elder is the co-founder of the group The Chemical Brothers. The couple are said to be delighted.

A source close to the singer said: “Lily is thrilled to be pregnant and can’t wait to become a mum. She’s a real family person.”

They now plan to set up home together.

Our source said:

“Lily could not be happier.”

“It’s the icing on the cake for what has been an incredible 18 months for her. She is looking forward to finishing her new album early next year and releasing it before the birth of her first child.”

[source: The Sun image: fr.ragzag.com]

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Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant

Nickelodeon has confirmed that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. Jamie Lynn Spears is Britney Spears’ 16-year-old sister and the star of “Zoey 101“. She has a long term boyfriend, 19 year-old Casey Aldridge, who is said to be from her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana. At the end of June, Jamie Lynn and Casey were looking at apartments together.

Nickelodeon issued this statement:

“We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.”

Holy shocking sh*t! Here we had all eyes on Britney and now the 16 year old sister is pregnant. This may very well be a wake up call for Britney or maybe Jamie will turn out just like big sis and end up having to pay the dude’s full ride.

All I can say is poor Lynn Spears…she’s got her hands full.

[source: Stuff.co.nz]

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Jessica "I’m Not Sexy" Alba is Pregnant

Jessica Alba, 26 is always trying to convince us that she’s not Latino and she’s not sexy.

Jessica’s rep Brad Cafarelli has confirmed to PEOPLE exclusively, that she indeed is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren‘s, 28, child. Okay, now that’s not sexy!! The couple have had a rough year of break ups and make ups. A baby may bring the two together forever.

“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says the rep.

The couple have been dating since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director’s assistant.

The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing Sunday.

That will be one unsexy, non-, no personality havin’ baby and let’s just hope it’s not born nude. You know how Jessica’s daddy feels about her getting nude. She wouldn’t do it, cause he just wouldn’t have it!

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The Quaids Are Suing

Dennis Quaid and his wife are suing the makers of the blood thinner drug Heparin after their newborn twins were overdosed due to negligent packaging.

They are seeking more than $50,000 in damages in a product liability suit, claiming that Baxter Healthcare Corp., was negligent in packaging different doses of the product in similar vials with blue backgrounds.

This is not the first time the packaging has been confused, leading to overdosing. Last year three children died at an Indianapolis hospital as a result of the misleading packing, which should have been recalled.

The Quaid’s twins, Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace, and a third patient were at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Nov. 18 when they were mistakenly given vials of heparin that were 1,000 times stronger than the usual dosage.

The twins are now home and “appear to be doing well,” said Susan E. Loggans, the Chicago attorney who filed the lawsuit. “The Quaids are a religious family, and they really believe the prayers of the public saved their kids.”

“Apparently, they’re going to be fine now,” she said but declined to otherwise comment on the children’s medical conditions.

“The point of this case is to save other children from this fate. They’re not looking for money,” Loggans said of the lawsuit.

We wish the babies and their parents well. Hopefully they will be fine.

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More Kids for Ang and Brad?

Trying for more misguided attention is more like it. These two need another kid to cart around the world, like they need another tattoo.

C’mon, say it isn’t so. Life and Style is saying that Ang and Brad are working overtime to create another Jolie-Pitt production. They were seen at sex shop Coco de Mer picking out all kinds of sex enhancers.

Ew, gross way to conceive a child.

Brad Pitt, 43, and Angelina, 32, made a discreet trip to the high-end sex shop Coco de Mer, where the couple spent more than an hour stocking up on bedroom goodies. “It wasn’t as if they were walking around and just bumped into it,” the source said. “They ordered a car to take them directly to the sex shop.” Confirms a store insider, “They were here and they went for everything.” The source says, “After about an hour, they left with a big bag of purchases.”

What would crazy uncle James put on his vanity plate for attention then?

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In Touch Has Evidence of Text Convo with JR Rotem

In Touch Weekly has taken photographs of a blackberry that bares the evidence that disputes Britney’s denial of her pregnancy.

First question is: Why wouldn’t she be?

We know she’s not using birth control properly. We know that she had several late nights with JR Rotem, before the her custody case began (before the commish instated required drug and alcohol testing). We know she had sex with JR. We know she is careless. We know she’s a freak.

Secondly: Who’s disputing it?

“Her camp”

Third: Who is “her camp”

Sam Shit-face Lutfi, the devil himself.

Fourth: Why would InTouch risk producing such a story?

Our guess is, she’s knocked up. It’s complicated because she’s also having sex with “her camp”, Sam Lutfi AND her new waiter boyfriend. She’s in the middle of a very serious child custody case, where coming up pregnant may not be favorable.

Her life is such a mess, she has no idea how to control the chaos and only one person is helping her make decisions and he’s the second coming of Howard K. Stern.

Time will tell. Either the paps catch her at the abortion clinic or she’ll begin showing soon.

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The Hilton’s Meet The Boyfriend

Paris Hilton called the paps out to document the meeting of her model boyfriend Alex Vaggo and her parents at Madeo in Beverly Hills. Paris has been talking baby and you know how desperate that girl is. She’s probably chosen this Swedish fellow to father her young so she can get some baby attention too.

She’s getting out there again and she knows exactly how to do it. After all she’s the one that taught Britney how get keep the media’s attention. If it weren’t for their short friendship, Brit would still be hitting bathrooms barefooted with a bag of Cheetos in her hand, with nobody watching.

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I Smell Dirty Rotem Bullsh$t

A report by E! News disputes the claims that Britney is pregnant, but the source is Sam Satan-face Lutfi and if that’s not sketchy enough, it’s via text message. He was later asked for comment, but says “paps are trying to kill us, otherwise, I’d talk.”

Britney Spears‘ camp is lashing out at a published report that the “Gimme More” singer is expecting baby number three, supposedly with music producer and entourage member J.R. Rotem.

In a text message Wednesday to E! News anchor Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show (hear the exchange right here), Spears confidant Sam Lufti refutes the new In Touch Weekly cover story claiming the singer is four weeks along with Rotem’s spawn.

“It’s B.S.,” Lufti, a self-styled movie producer and Spears’ unofficial mouthpiece, texted to Seacrest just after 7:30 a.m., as he and Spears were driving back from her all-night “Piece of Me” video shoot at Social Hollywood.

“Don’t know who made it up. J.R. doesn’t even know what’s up. It’s fake. Completely fake. We just wrapped her video. Going home to sleep.”

After a failed attempt to get Lufti on the phone to further set the record straight, Seacrest got another text message.

“Sorry can’t answer, we’re dodging paps,” Lufti wrote. “They’re trying to kill us, otherwise I’d talk.”

According to In Touch, Spears allegedly emailed pals on Nov. 14 with not only news of an impending stork delivery but ultrasound to boot. The magazine also claims Rotem confirmed the pregnancy to them and quotes him as saying, “It’s true.”

I wouldn’t believe a word too-cool-to-talk Lutfi had to say. What serious, self respecting, 34 year old man would hang out with Britney Spears and allow her to erupt in all areas in her life. He is an opportunist, an enabler.. Satan.

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