Jessica is in the Germany’s January edition of InStyle and what an oxymoron.
Oxy: yes she needs it for her bad skin.
Moron: yes, of course, thank you.
In style: not at all! Never has been; has-been: yes, I think so, even while she’s got two movies out and is working on a new CD.
Poor Jessica, she tries, but she’s so boring. The best thing she had going was that half-ass reality marriage. At least Nick laughed at her stupidity and made her feel all dumb and wife-like. Now she’s a parasite that nobody wants around, even a whole stadium of jockos. If the jockos don’t like her then what’s she got? Daddy? Nope, Papa Joe doesn’t even like her anymore since Ashlee got pretty.
Jessica wont be attending anymore of Tony’s games, since she became the jinx. So she’s off to Nashville to revamp her career. Those country folk love everybody. You can call your band Rascal Flatt and they’ll forgive you for it! So even though she’s tried everything and failed, she knows she’s a shoe-in in the world of country. Unless their love for Carrie Underwood prevails and they start wearing Carrie Underwear masks to Jessica’s concerts.
She tells the Chicago Times, ” I am a country girl, I grew up in Texas, and country music was what I listened to. I always wanted to make a country album, but I wanted to wait until the time was right.” Yeah like, I have failed at everything else, but country.. the time is right!
‘‘I think there is a strength in female country artists,’’ Simpson adds, citing Martina McBride, Shania Twain, Faith Hill and Reba McEntire as some of her inspirations.
Asked what has surprised her most since starting the follow-up to 2006’s ‘‘A Public Affair,’’ Simpson says, ‘‘Nashville is a very warm city. The people are friendly and kind. There is a sense of community, which thrives on music. There is no animosity … only respect for one another’s talent.’’
It’s unclear if Simpson will hit the road in support of the country project, but she says, ‘‘Since the record is in the beginning stages, there hasn’t been much talk about a tour just yet.’’
Good Luck Jess! They’ll love you over there on the country side, Hollywood’s too big for you.
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