The Kardashian’s Share Clothes

First cutesy grandma, crap mom Kris Jenner wears Khloe’s bacteria filled, jail poison DUI dress out on the town in Las Vegas.

Now Khloe wears a little gold number and matching shoes of Kim’s.

Solid idea Khloe, you look flawless!

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Giants Can Dance

Half back Khloe Kardashian had an interview with “Dancing with the Stars” producers to join the show next season. Oh how I wish!! It’s actually the other giant fatass, wrestler Chyna, TMZ reports.

Well Khloe would be awesome on that show, can’t you just picture her with her partner tossed over her shoulder. She’d probably win just to keep her on all season. Oh well, maybe next year.

Chyna will a site to see too if they decide to go with her.

[image: WENN]

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This is Too Much

Girls from left to right: Cheetah Girl, Adrienne Bailon, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardshian.

Guys from left to right: Hidden behind a giant head and body is the anonymous date of Bigfoot and I bet he wants it to remain that way, Brother Rob Kardashian, Reggie Bush, and Kourtney’s boyfriend Scott Disdick.

Lucky for Khloe the family got to suck off of Kim’s hosting gig at Tanqueray and Ciroc New Year’s bash in South Beach where she landed her first date. Again the dude, I’m sure wants to remain anonymous although he could have used this opportunity to get his face out there for some free publicity, but nobody believes in Bigfoot anymore. I’m sure he set that thing loose back in the forest, where it belongs and promptly went to get some counseling.

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The Kardashian Lumps Say There Just Friends

Any excuse for attention and the Kardashian lumps are all over it. This time around they are debating the fate of there stepbrother Brody Jenner and Lauren Conrad‘s love life.

“I think that Brody and Lauren are probably better off as really good friends,” Kim told In Touch at the ME Cabo resort’s year-end celebration in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. “Agreed,” chimed in Kourtney. However, sasquatch sis Khloe doesn’t rule out the possibility of Brody and Lauren remaining friends with benefits. “I also think Brody and Lauren really understand each other, so if they do hook up, they know what they’re getting into,” she says.

One thing is abundantly clear: Brody shouldn’t count on his stepsisters to play matchmaker for him anytime soon. “He’s already hooked up with all of our friends!” said Kim. “Try not to hook up a brother with a friend, because it just gets messy!” Khloe concurred through her newly puffed up lips: “Been there, done that!”

Been there done that? you wish Khloe, the only thing you’ve ever done is single handedly put Krispy Kreme out of business.

Not sure I’d take dating advice from these girls, I mean what references do they have to work with? Ray J the Hiphop Superstar?

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Britney Wants Some Sex With Kim Kardashian

…Britney, 25, revealed: “I really love Kim’s butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. A real horny beast…” According to a US magazine, the singer made her kinky confession as she took turns with friends to name the celebs they would most like to sleep with.” A close pal told the mag: “She was so graphic. It’s funny to hear America’s pop darling get so dirty.”
Ok, here’s how and who we think this ones goin down on… remember our post “Lump Alert”? although it may be vomit Kim Brit desires, we believe pig vomit sister Khloe will be the one Britney ends up sharing the tacos with.

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Keeping Up With Vomit and Pig Vomit

Yes, when your giant AND wide, STRIPES all the way!!!

I have seen many pictures of the family and the promos for their new show Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but I had not watched it yet, until last night… Ew!!

Kris: Mom acts 22, looks every bit of her 67 years.
Kim: slut. Not cute. Zero personality, except for some very obvious characteristics she stole from her bff Paris (which makes her doubly dismal).
Khloe: giant.
Kourtney: is the oldest of the girls and is boring, although they are featuring her the most in the episode I saw.
Kendall and Kylie: from the Lindsay Lohan tribe.. small raspy and mature faced.
Brother Robert, doesn’t talk, thankfully.
Bruce Jenner: aka, stretchface, Michael Meyers meets Chucky look alike is too stretched to function.

We’re going to be seeing so much more of them and I’m over it!

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Lump Alert

This the untalented, unpopular, unattractive and unworthy Khloe Kardashian, whose fame is working as her sister, Kim’s (who is equally unworthy and untalented) Personal Assistant, on the new reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Who the hell are the Kardashians? Three daughters of the late a**hole Robert Kardashian, who defended the very guilty O.J. Simpson in his high profile murder trial and best friend to Bruce Jenner. Kim Kardashian, who is best known as Paris‘ off and on sidekick, but also known for her amateur porn and large bottom, is the subject of this disastrous new show on E! The other lump sister is Kourtney. Ew.. these names.

Oh, their step-father? Bruce 80’s stretch face Jenner. Who has a couple of sexy spawns of his own. In fact he has 10 children in total: Burt, Casey Jenner, Brandon Jenner, Brody Jenner
Kourtney, Kimberly, Khloe, Robert, Kendall and Kylie.

He had his son Burt and daughter, Casey Jenner with, then wife Chrystie Jenner.

Then he had Brandon and Brody Jenner with actress, Linda Thompson.

Then Kendall and Kylie he had with Kris Jenner. Kendall’s middle name is “Nicole”, named after Nicole Brown Simpson. Who was Kris Jenner’s best friend.

Do you feel as dirty as I do? I’m going to stop now.

Why do we care? We don’t! I just wanted to show you that this lump looks a lot like Britney is looking these days.

[images by WENN, WireImage]

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