Heidi Montag in Maxim

Heidi Montag does Maxim. My how her eyebrows, lips, nose, hair, have changed since she did that awesome photoshoot for Stuff.

The girl needs to do anything she can to stay current cause she’s an absolute bore!

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Wow Another Christmas Miracle

Wonderful things happened this Christmas.. the lipless got lips.

Yes, that’s Heidi Montag. Spencer’s such a handyman, he got some fix-a-flat and pumped some life into those lips. She’s beginning to look like real, fake person.. boobs, nose, lips, what’s next?

Saturday night Heidi, Spencer and his methface sister met in Brentwood for sushi. It was reported that just the day before, she underwent a lip enhancement procedure. Don’t stop now Heidi, now you just need to find a doctor to surgically implant a personality and you’re well on your way to becoming a real live girl.

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I’ve Never Liked Spencer So Much

The Hill’s Heidi Montag has a CD coming out that she was blasting from the car, as she lip synched to the paparazzi, as they were leaving Koi. Horrid! Horrible!

She is sick. This chick plays herself off as a serious tightass on the show and gets in front of camera to pretend she has an ounce of carefree spirit or personality. No!

Finally Spencer looked as if he had an independent thought while showing a little humiliation during her performance caught by TMZ.

While your at it, you can check out her dorky routine that she did for her cheap ass homemade video here.

She sucks!

[image: Pacific Coast News]

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