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The newlyweds are trying to make it work… cocaine does that for you. Now they can talk for hours and hours and without making any sense or bothering to listen to what each other says, which is probably best for their brand new broken marriage.

The good mother and amateur pornographer were out in West Hollywood at 5:30 am. Maybe they were getting an early start on a day full of Christmas shopping.

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That devil faced Lutfi is so clever, he found a new excuse for the amphetamine source appearing in Brit’s urine. Of course, everybody remembers the story of you sucking on that inhaler to suppress your appetite. Let’s just say it’s the inhaler!

Although Abuterol is not an “amphetamine”.
Although Brit does not suffer from asthma.

That damn Alli, where is she this week? Is it Alli’s urine that’s dirty? Is that why she ran for hills? Did Brit finally have to submit her own urine?

Can’t wait!

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Brit’s ready to “Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, F%&k It!” again!

Now that Brit showed up for another court hearing, complied with a parenting class and had that potted plant follow her around, telling how to raise her kids, she thinks she no longer needs the drug tests!!! So get rid of them!!

Friday Oct. 26, at the big hearing, where she told reporters to “Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, F*$% It!”, she had her attorney file a motion to change the twice-weekly random drug testing, according to court papers that were released today. There is no ruling as of yet, but I’m thinking, “NO!”

[image via ohnotheydidn’t]

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