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Ashlee gives us the ring finger to show that someone finally loves her forever after all those other guys just used her to get to her star-maker father. She found the perfect man, rich, successful, gay, all the things a parent wants for their child.

There are rumors that Ash is pregnant, but we know gay sex can’t get you pregnant. Ashlee is just as naive as the 5th graders that think you can get pregnant by giving a blowjob.

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The very sexual Pete Wentz has a sex tape out, or so that’s rumor, but it’s actually a scene from a short movie called Goodnight Moon. In the video he’s really getting at it, going after some ugly blond chic.

I wonder what Ashlee and the Simpson crew thinks of this. Pretty disgraceful, but that’s Pete, that’s why we know the bass player of Fallout Boy and none of the others!


click the pic to see it

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