This the untalented, unpopular, unattractive and unworthy Khloe Kardashian, whose fame is working as her sister, Kim’s (who is equally unworthy and untalented) Personal Assistant, on the new reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
Who the hell are the Kardashians? Three daughters of the late a**hole Robert Kardashian, who defended the very guilty O.J. Simpson in his high profile murder trial and best friend to Bruce Jenner. Kim Kardashian, who is best known as Paris‘ off and on sidekick, but also known for her amateur porn and large bottom, is the subject of this disastrous new show on E! The other lump sister is Kourtney. Ew.. these names.
Oh, their step-father? Bruce 80’s stretch face Jenner. Who has a couple of sexy spawns of his own. In fact he has 10 children in total: Burt, Casey Jenner, Brandon Jenner, Brody Jenner
Kourtney, Kimberly, Khloe, Robert, Kendall and Kylie.
He had his son Burt and daughter, Casey Jenner with, then wife Chrystie Jenner.
Then he had Brandon and Brody Jenner with actress, Linda Thompson.
Then Kendall and Kylie he had with Kris Jenner. Kendall’s middle name is “Nicole”, named after Nicole Brown Simpson. Who was Kris Jenner’s best friend.
Do you feel as dirty as I do? I’m going to stop now.
Why do we care? We don’t! I just wanted to show you that this lump looks a lot like Britney is looking these days.
[images by WENN, WireImage]
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