Class acts Britney and Paris are both trying like hell continuing to carve their place in history as role models, mentors. The two are in a battle over who will be the newest strip club owner first. Reportedly Britney has secretly been planning to open a multi-million dollar chain of strip clubs in Las Vegas calling them “Toxic Heaven”, as if they don’t have enough.
Well, when Paris heard about that slutty idea, as usual she decided if it’s good enough for Britney, she better do it first, so she too trying to open her own collection of bars called “Shagadillic”.
“Britney was excited about this project for months and is really pissed with Paris that things have come to this.”
“And that’s even before she heard Paris has been partying with Kevin. Britney has always thought of stripping as a bit like art – as a skill.”
“So when some Vegas-based developers approached her about investing money into three exclusive strip joints, which she wants to call Toxic Heaven, she jumped at the chance.”
“But then Paris heard about the plans through her younger sister Nicky, who is a hotelier, and jumped on the bandwagon.”
“She wanting to open her own strip joints, calling them Shagadillic. Paris is now in talks with business developers about the idea and wants to involve Nicky to keep it within the family. She thinks they can trounce Britney.”
How gay are these names, “Toxic Heaven” and “Shagadillic”? Can you imagine. Of course this how these two would grow old but slutting out in their own topless bars. I love these ideas! They suck, they are bad people.
Although Paris is slightly hipper than Britney, just a bit more on the cusp of what’s fresh, she’s always chasing Britney’s staleness. She’ll never be as famous as Britney and she knows it. Try as she may, she can’t go back in time and capture the fame that Britney had before Paris came to Hollywood to infect the world with her sluttiness!
[source: Zee News]
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