Gigante Christina

Christina is ready to pop. She has a scheduled C section tomorrow, Jan. 10.

You can always tell how good a person’s body is by the shape it becomes when it packs on lots of extra pounds. Although she’s preggers, you can tell that she just doesn’t carry her weight well. Those little frog legs turned into giant bowed out balloons.

I’ve got to say that I’ve enjoyed the break from her. She hasn’t been getting out there doing those interviews in her wigger accent since she got knocked up. I wonder if she’s gonna teach her baby to speak wigger. They must have have been taught that by those Disney tutors back in the day.

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Power Egg and Super Sperm

Oh yuck! C’mon, why they all gotta be gettin’ naked when they pregnant? Have some respect for the little one.

I don’t know when it happened, but somewhere in between Xtina getting Dirty and getting married, she gained a load of respect of diva proportions.

Obviously Christina’s been feeling real sexy, since the cover shoot for the January issue of Marie Claire magazine, going out in public, legs spread, showing off that baby exit.

Reading the this interview reminds you of what a ghetto simpleton this one can be. Remember, she speaks with a little hiphop accent, like those those from the JT tribe, so let that flow while you read aloud to what she told the magazine:

“We were planning on starting to try after the tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn’t know how much time it would take. You’ve heard it takes some time — except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here… I’m like, Oh, my God, can you believe it just happened?

“Because I hadn’t said anything, people thought I was trying to keep it this big, bad secret, and that’s not the case at all. I just wasn’t commenting. I’m not being like, ‘Hey, everybody, I’m pregnant!’ I’m not that girl.“

You mean you can feel the moment you get pregnant? It’s like this and like that and like this y’all and like that and like this and like that y’all.

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Christina Aguilera, Crown Her The Queen!

Pregnant Christina, who once said Britney, Paris and Lindsay need to have more self control when partying has now joined there ridiculous “no undies” club.

Too bad the very pregnant Christina could not have followed her own advice. Very tacky Christina, do try to keep them closed, future mommy.

There’s so much to say about “crowning”, but no need to be vile.

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Britney’s Amphetamine Party Is Almost Over

TMZ has learned Britney Spears will now say her false positive drug test may have been caused by her inhaler, which she uses for asthma.

Sources connected with Spears told TMZ yesterday that the drug that may have caused the positive was Provigil, used to treat narcolepsy. But TMZ did some digging and found Provigil would not show up on a court-ordered drug test.

Now the same source says the drug that showed up may have been Albuterol, an asthma drug. But, again, we checked and Albuterol is not an amphetamine, and the class of drug that showed up on the test was an amphetamine.

K-Fed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, will press the issue tomorrow in court.

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Britney Spears vs Stand In – Does It Blend?

Side by side comparison of Britneys VMA’s performance against a performance of her dancers rehearsing with a stand in (as Brit had better things to do that day I’m sure).

What do you think?

You gotta love the level of realism they were trying to achieve in rehearsals, I mean anything less than a 165 lb. stand in, just wouldn’t have looked right y’all!

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Hollywood Celebrity Costumes 2007

Here we have a roundup of all those celebs we know and hate…err I mean love out on Halloween dressed in costume and ready to party!

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What About Me?

Hey, Britney’s not the only one who has a new product coming out and from the look of this picture, it could be any day now, but the baby is not due until December. I’m guessing it will be a girl and she will take parenting very seriously.

[image: hollywoodrag.com]

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