Just When You Thought He Could’nt Get Any Weirder

He falls apart! You wanna piece of me?

TMZ caught this photo of Michael Jackson, spotted over the weekend at a Barnes & Noble with all three kids.

There is no telling if the odd face wrapping and bizarre mouth bandages are because of a surgery or just insanity.

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First The Fame, Then The Crazy, Then The Transformation

Britney is following in the footsteps of the pop icon Michael Jackson. Gotta start slow in the process of a total transformation, that way you don’t notice you’ve gone completely crazy!!

Brit first talked herself into the lipo, then moved on the lips, then the vicious cycle began. Tacos – lipo, more tacos more lipo..

When Britney looks in the mirror, she doesn’t like what she sees. She thinks she looks old and worn, and wants to look fresh again. She doesn’t fit in a size 2 or 4, but that’s what she buys. She says when she loses 10 or 15 lbs., she’ll have an amazing wardrobe.” a pal tells the National Enquirer, back in October.

Lazy ass is 26 now? Her body has been conditioned to workout her entire life, like she couldn’t put down the taco long enough to work out and get back into shape. It would just take 6 weeks and would be much less painful than the drug/surgery route.

Okay, so instead of taking a cue from Janet Jackson to workout and slim down, she’s going to go the Michael Jackson route and let a doctor do the shaping with a knife. Here’s what she’s got planned:

1) narrow the nose along the top and sides
2) Restylane injections in the lines around her mouth
3) remove all hair from her body through laser treatment
4) lipo the thighs
and now….
5) a boob job!

Her friend goes on to say, “Britney has a history of compulsive behavior. She’s a compulsive eater, and when she drinks, she drinks to excess. When she parties, she parties non-stop.” We all know the difference between drinking and “partying”, nice Britters.

She should stay in and watch “Larry King Live” Tuesday night. She may learn something!

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Madman Dr. Jan Adam’s Handiwork

This man’s history just keeps getting creepier, but why was he able to continue promoting himself on television?

A surgery that was actually performed on the Discovery Health show “Plastic Surgery: Before and After”, ended up completely coming undone. The patient Julie Coleman says her body is “marred for life”.

It’s not like they were doing before and after haircuts, this is risky television! Discovery Health should have to take some responsibility for this crime. Promoting a surgeon without massive follow up is irresponsible.

TMZ has the full story and horrific pics (warning: extremely graphic): click here

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