Gigante Christina

Christina is ready to pop. She has a scheduled C section tomorrow, Jan. 10.

You can always tell how good a person’s body is by the shape it becomes when it packs on lots of extra pounds. Although she’s preggers, you can tell that she just doesn’t carry her weight well. Those little frog legs turned into giant bowed out balloons.

I’ve got to say that I’ve enjoyed the break from her. She hasn’t been getting out there doing those interviews in her wigger accent since she got knocked up. I wonder if she’s gonna teach her baby to speak wigger. They must have have been taught that by those Disney tutors back in the day.

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Pamela Anderson is Pregnant

Oh no!

Things are really getting crazy in the world when you have a child out of wedlock due to your divorce at the time of conception.

TMZ is reporting that her divorce from sex tape maker Rick Salomon is back on and he’s telling friends that he believes she is “acting crazy” because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back into the marriage. Interestingly, in her divorce petition, Anderson asked for spousal support but not child support.

They were married Oct. 6; can she really be considered as a “spouse” after just 3 months of marriage? This isn’t good for poor Pam or maybe it is, perhaps it will slow her partying ways. She seems to be at her best when she’s playing mom.

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Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant

Nickelodeon has confirmed that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. Jamie Lynn Spears is Britney Spears’ 16-year-old sister and the star of “Zoey 101“. She has a long term boyfriend, 19 year-old Casey Aldridge, who is said to be from her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana. At the end of June, Jamie Lynn and Casey were looking at apartments together.

Nickelodeon issued this statement:

“We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.”

Holy shocking sh*t! Here we had all eyes on Britney and now the 16 year old sister is pregnant. This may very well be a wake up call for Britney or maybe Jamie will turn out just like big sis and end up having to pay the dude’s full ride.

All I can say is poor Lynn Spears…she’s got her hands full.

[source: Stuff.co.nz]

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Britney is Having A Cross-Eyed Sleestak’s Baby

In Touch is reporting that Britney is pregnant!

Britney’s pregnant and J.R. Rotem’s the daddy!

On November 14, Britney Spears confided to her friends in e-mails that she was four weeks pregnant – and that she was sure the father was J.R. Rotem, a music producer she’s been seeing on and off since she separated from ex-husband Kevin Federline in 2006.

When asked about the pregnancy, J.R. confirmed exclusively to In Touch that Britney is carrying his child. “It’s true,” he says. On November 16, she proudly e-mailed a copy of the ultrasound to her inner circle.

For all her recent troubles, she seems convinced that having another baby will turn her life around — and she believes that J.R. will make a great father, even though he explicitly talked about their sex life in Blender magazine earlier this year.

“Britney’s not looking for another husband,” an insider says. “But she does like having a man in her life.”

cross-eyed sleestak

This is shocking! Confirmed? Ultrasound photos?

This can’t be good for Britney’s custody case, nor for her attempt at a career.

At least this joker has his own money…

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What About Me?

Hey, Britney’s not the only one who has a new product coming out and from the look of this picture, it could be any day now, but the baby is not due until December. I’m guessing it will be a girl and she will take parenting very seriously.

[image: hollywoodrag.com]

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