Brit is Getting Desperate

Britney appeared to be wandering aimlessly around West Hollywood near what is seeming to be one of her favorite places the Hustler store. She was being swarmed by the paps and settled up on a little parking spot behind the Hustler store where she told paps, “I’m scared, oh my G*d stop, will you just like calm down a little bit, I can’t think”, while wearing her cheap ass pink wig. Under the wig she’s died her hair black again.

She had gone to Starbucks on Sunset, but again was flooded by the paps. Where’s Satan when you need him? Sam Satan Lutfi seems to M.I.A. ever since the story broke of his shady past. He was last seen on Brit’s birthday. Brit did pick up a new temporary friend or assistant, while she desperately texts someone in the car, “i text her, she wont respond. why?” Let’s see, her only other friend is cousin Alli Simms. Could it be Alli is taking a break from Brit as well?

Looks like the only thing the girl can do without her Satan in tow is tanning salon and Starbucks. Brit returned to her home away from her homes at the Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills.

I feel a breakdown coming on!

[image: WENN]

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They’re On To Sam Lutfi!

We knew this guy was shady as hell.

Us Weekly dug up a little history on the dude that suddenly appeared in Britney’s life last summer.

Sam Lutfi appeared out of nowhere, the 33-year-old so-called film producer has become an integral part of the pop singer’s life.

He’s called Ryan Seacrest‘s radio show to denounce rumors that she’s pregnant, organized her 26th birthday party and stayed overnight at her homes — platonically.

But in the the current issue of Us Weekly, there may be good reason for concern.

Lutfi has had two restraining order against him for violent verbal and physical attacks, according to complaints obtained by Us, and has gone by multiple aliases, including Osama N. Lutti and Osamah N. Lutfi.

In a 2005 complaint, Jumana Issa, a business acquaintance, claims Lutfi “harassed me repeatedly with obscene e-mails, offensive faxes, telephone voice mails (around 1 a.m. to 3 a.m.), out-of-control behavior and outrageous telephone hang-ups (around 15 to 30 a day).” In one fax, Lutfi scolded: “Peel yourself away from all the candy … and overhangin [sic] belly … and answer my e-mails.”

His former neighbor, Douglas Snoland, filed a similar complaint in 2004, alleging that Lutfi tried to kick down his front door when he suspected Snoland of having his car towed. Snoland also accused Lutfi of wanting to kill his 73-year-old disabled mother. In the complaint, Snoland accused Lutfi of saying: “I will beat your ass … Your mother is a f—–g old hag. You are a f—-t. You will regret the day you ever met me.” Lutfi’s attorney denied the threats, but a judge granted a three-year restraining order to Lutfi to stay at least 15 feet away from Snoland and his mom.

As for his past work history, he is listed as a producer of the 1998 B-movie Bug Buster on imdb.com. The movie’s actual producer and director, Lorenzo Doumani, says Lutfi was his $350-a-week assistant. “He was a hustler type, a fast-talking kid,” recalls Doumani.

Now Spears’ pals worry he is in her life under false pretenses. “They are frightened,” a source close to her parents, Jaime and Lynne, tells Us. “They know she is being taken advantage of.”

“She’s so desperate for a friend that it’s easy once you get in there,” adds a pal.

[image: WENN]

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Britney Spears Celebrates Her 26th

It’s Britney’s 26th hillbilly birthday y’all.

She looks horrid. Why can’t she ever get that hair right? Her clothes are simply hilarious and her legs are huge.

Look at all them pretty people! The whole entourage was at the Scandinavian Mansion of Style party were Britney celebrated her 26th early. Coke nose Alli Simms and Sam-Shit-Face-Midget-Man-Lutfi and, and… well, when ya got the best, who needs the rest!

Way to go Brit, keep hanging with those two and a long successful career is all but guaranteed.

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Sam Lutfi Failed to Appear for Deposition

Satan face, Sam Lutfi was subpoenaed Nov. 7 to give a deposition on Friday in favor of K-Fed’s case in the ongoing custody battle.

Now K-Fed’s lawyers will file a motion compelling to appear in January.

It hasn’t been easy getting Satan face to comply. When he was first served, he allegedly rammed his Mercedes into a Range Rover driven by Aaron Cohen, a process server hired by Kevin Federline to subpoena Lutfi.

Around that time, process servers also tracked down Daimon Shippen, Alli Sims, Larry Rudolph and others close to Spears.

That proves, don’t mess with the devil!

[source: E!Online]

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Britney Does Turkey Day At Virgin Megastore

Fresh off her Thanksgiving celebration with her kids on Wednesday at the Four Seasons Hotel.

Britney Spent the actual holiday with the biggest turkey of them all Sam Lutfi (aka. human piece of shit) at Virgin Megastore.

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Drugz

That devil faced Lutfi is so clever, he found a new excuse for the amphetamine source appearing in Brit’s urine. Of course, everybody remembers the story of you sucking on that inhaler to suppress your appetite. Let’s just say it’s the inhaler!

Although Abuterol is not an “amphetamine”.
Although Brit does not suffer from asthma.

That damn Alli, where is she this week? Is it Alli’s urine that’s dirty? Is that why she ran for hills? Did Brit finally have to submit her own urine?

Can’t wait!

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Brit Gets A Manager!

Yeah! Finally Britney is going to get her sh*t back together and let someone with a good head on their shoulders make decisions for her!

For a while there, I thought she was doomed!! It’s Satan Sam shit-face-bed-buddy Lutfi y’all!

Can you imagine her getting worse? What will he have her do that she hasn’t already? Get really, really sleazy slutty on screen. That’s just a guess.
Man this guy is so disgusting he looks like someone took a crap on a nec

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Britney In The Morning

What happens when you do an interview with Britney in the morning? Giggling chaos!

Well, this morning Ryan Seacrest fans enjoyed a few fleeting moments of Britney at 9am, when he called her for an interview and woke her up.

The interview was so obnoxious, passing the phone off to Alli and Lutfi. When Seacrest asked where she went, Alli told him she was taking a shower. Bullsh!! That lazy ass went right back to sleep.

He then later calls her back with Lance Bass on the line and Sam and Alli take control of the interview, passing the phone back and forth, not allowing Britney to speak on the phone. Their excuse is that Britney’s kids are there and Britney is with them at the moment, then makes the mistake of saying that the kids are coming over later. Sam Lutfi also says, he and Alli are in the car, on their way to get McDonald’s or Starbucks, then moments later says he’s going back to bed.

It’s rude and pathetic! listen here: Pain button

Today’s interview was the most promotion she’s done or will do, she admits, for her new album Blackout, but it’s still expected to be number #1 the charts this week!

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Britney Making An Emergency Run At Rite Aid

Britney and parasite Sam Lutfi with doggie, London, make-up shopping at Rite Aid.

Ew, there are better places to buy make-up. I guess, when you have her acne problem, anything will do in a pickle.

[Hollywood.tv, photo by WENN]

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Mama Steps In!!

Britney and her once fling/producer, JR Rotem and her new parasite/friend Sam Lutfi were together Friday evening. Being followed by paparazzi, the trio spent hours driving around L.A. and Beverly Hills. Their final destination was the Peninsula Hotel, where Brit stayed earlier this week after learning the judges’ decision regarding custody of her boys.

Finally, Mom to the rescue! All the while, Lynne Spears, somehow stages an intervention with Brit and sister Jamie Lynn. The two catch a flight late Friday evening from Kentwood, LA and arrive at LAX wearing glasses, heads hanging low. They arrived at Brit’s Beverly Hill’s home around 3 a.m., then, even later Saturday morning, ended up at Brit’s Malibu home.

However, around 2a.m., Brit, Lufti and J.R. were spotted again, exiting the Peninsula Hotel, screaming at one another the whole way to her home on Mulholland Drive, in the gated community, known as “The Summit”. There, at the gatehouse, she apparently parted ways with her companions, Lufti and J.R. Moments later, driving erratically and hitting a curb, Brit was said to come speeding down the hill to the entrance gate, incoherently ranting that her home had been broken into.

The triumvirate, again teamed up to go back to the house, with police officers in tow. No word to whether or not the house was truly penetrated. It really doesn’t matter when she has another house in Malibu.. so the three moved on. When they arrived, they found Mama Spears, Jamie Lynn and ex-husband Kevin Federline had also, just arrived!

After several hours of intervention, Brit left her Malibu home, followed by several paparazzi, around 7pm. She made two very brief stops by the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, where she had stayed briefly earlier this week and then to the Ivy at the Shore restaurant.

Patsy, can you bring in a break here… “Crazy”!!! Thank you, carry on!

Finally, Brit heads back to the house that she believed was broken into earlier that morning, on Mulholland Drive.

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