Tom Cruise Cheated On Katie Holmes

This desperate woman wrote Perez Hilton claiming she slept with both Tom Cruise and George Clooney this past year. She admits it was for attention, as is this message to Perez!

“Hello Perez

My name is Tiffany Dupont from the movie Queen Esther. I want to let you know a little secret that I don’t care to keep anymore. I actually slept with Tom Cruise and George Clooney. I had sex with both of them this past year. The way I did it was that I actually offered myself to them when I got a chance to meet them hoping that would boost my acting career. If you want to contact them you can, but like most Hollywood actors they’ll all deny it. I’ve done other shows like the Bedford Diaries and such. My website address is http://tiffany-dupont.com/welcome.shtml . If you want to contact me my number and address is XXXXX

Tiffany Dupont

God Bless”

Too bad Perez didn’t include her number for us. I think we should all call her.

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Tila, Your Shot At Love Has Ended

I say, with much pleasure, that MTV has decided not to do a second season of “Shot of Love” with Tila Tequila, Mr. Perez Hilton exclusively reveals! They do have plans for a second season, but they apparantly find Tila Tequila to be as boring as we do!!

Tila, your shot of love has ended, take your keys and bounce!

[perezhilton.com]

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I’m InPEREZED!

Yeah for P-Rez, does he look good or what? He’s lookin’ all b-nez.

I don’t know who styled him into this springy look, but it totally works.

His hair looks great! Good for Perez gettin’ famous and gettin’ paid $$$!

If you get a chance to go to one of his parties he’s hosting, go; I heard it’s loads of fun.

We felt bad for P-Nasty when he lost out to Kendra, who can’t even remember her lyrics. Oh well, that’s was just one of the many things that P-Rez will be doing. We anticipate seeing a lot more of him in the future.

I’d love to see him on SNL!

Onward!!

[perezhilton.com]

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