This is Too Much

Girls from left to right: Cheetah Girl, Adrienne Bailon, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardshian.

Guys from left to right: Hidden behind a giant head and body is the anonymous date of Bigfoot and I bet he wants it to remain that way, Brother Rob Kardashian, Reggie Bush, and Kourtney’s boyfriend Scott Disdick.

Lucky for Khloe the family got to suck off of Kim’s hosting gig at Tanqueray and Ciroc New Year’s bash in South Beach where she landed her first date. Again the dude, I’m sure wants to remain anonymous although he could have used this opportunity to get his face out there for some free publicity, but nobody believes in Bigfoot anymore. I’m sure he set that thing loose back in the forest, where it belongs and promptly went to get some counseling.

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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush an Item

The cheap lying slutty porno-making fake Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush, running back for the New Orleans Saints, are dating. The couple were seen together in Beverly Hills doing some Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve.

They are at Sharper Image probably trying to pick up a tripod or the new director-in-a-box which comes with tripods, cameras, and auto zoom and focus to get the best shots for their new video, “What’s Running Down Kim’s Back”.

Whether Reggie wants to make one or not, Kim’s gonna get naked and get it on film. She doesn’t have a steady job like Reg and Kim’s gotta get paid somehow.

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