Posted in Ashlee Simpson, engagement, Pete Wentz on January 2, 2008| Leave a Comment »
Ashlee gives us the ring finger to show that someone finally loves her forever after all those other guys just used her to get to her star-maker father. She found the perfect man, rich, successful, gay, all the things a parent wants for their child.
There are rumors that Ash is pregnant, but we know gay sex can’t get you pregnant. Ashlee is just as naive as the 5th graders that think you can get pregnant by giving a blowjob.
Posted in Ashlee Simpson, video on December 19, 2007| Leave a Comment »
Ashlee Simpson’s new video sucks.
Rather than being influenced by the 80’s , she proves what little talent she has by referencing 80’s videos in a satire. She know not what she do, Timbaland put the song together and I love everything he does, so I’m sure this song will grow on me.
Posted in Ashlee Simpson, photoshop on December 18, 2007| Leave a Comment »
The most incomplete “woman” on the planet is gracing the Feb/March ‘ 08cover of Complete Woman magazine.
They have photoshopped her beyond recognition. She looks plastic with two dots on her face resembling a nose.
Posted in Ashlee Simpson, Led Zeppelin, Lisa Marie Presley, Pricilla Presley, Ryan Cabrera on December 11, 2007| Leave a Comment »
There’s so much to say about this picture, but let’s focus on the facts.
The dork on the right is Ryan Cabrera who’s fame is of the Ashlee Simpson MTV reality TV show. Remember that? I loved that show!!! Bring Ashlee back! He came as the date of Riley Keough, who is the daughter of Lisa Marie Presley as the Elvis bunch attend the Led Zeppelin concert in London Monday night.
This poser was the biggest camera hog douche that kicked off Ashlee’s show following their breakup. Looks like he’s trying to snag another 15 minutes.
Posted in Ashlee Simpson, video on December 7, 2007| Leave a Comment »
Yesterday Ashlee Simpson shot her video for her dorky new single “Out of My Head (Ay Ya Ya),” produced by Timbaland.
Ashley was asked to describe the video to Billboard.com,
“One of my favorite artists is Salvador Dali. You’ll see a little bit of that surrealism in it. There’s a bit of ‘Being John Malkovich’ in there too. It’s a little out there,” she says with a laugh.
“Out of My Head (Ay Ya Ya)” goes to iTunes and other leading digital retailers on Tuesday. Like a good percentage of the new album, it was produced by Timbaland, who tapped into Simpson’s love of ’80s music when crafting the material.
“There’s definitely influences here and there from it, but it’s definitely not a full-on ’80s record,” Simpson says.
“There’s a pop/rock element as well,” she notes, pointing to songs like “Never Dream Alone” and the sassy “Rulebreaker.” Elsewhere, “Murder” will feature a rap from Gym Class Heroes member Travis McCoy.
“I’ve never gone into a room and worked with somebody who puts a beat on and you start going,” says Simpson, who also worked in the studio with Kenna and the Neptunes’ Chad Hugo. “It felt like somewhere to go with the record where I’d never been.”
Simpson plans to decide the album title over the holiday break, but is already looking toward her return to the live stage. “I want to do like a smaller club tour first,” she says. “Probably around February, we’ll be back.”
Well Ashlee, we can’t wait to see what you do with your new face and new album on stage, guaranteed awkwardness!
Posted in Ashlee Simpson, Ashley Tisdale, plastic surgery on December 5, 2007| Leave a Comment »
Following the footsteps of another famous singing “Ashlee”; Ashley Tisdale followed up her lip- syncing debacle with a nose job. She was so reluctant to have the nose job that she could hardly sleep for a week prior to the surgery.
The High School Musical star confirms to PEOPLE that;
“Growing up I always knew I had a deviated septum on the right side of my nose, which caused trouble breathing,” a bandaged Tisdale told PEOPLE on Monday from her Los Angeles home. “The older I got, the worse it got. I went to get it checked out, and the doctor told me the septum was 80 percent deviated and that I had two small fractures on my nose.”
On recuperating, the 22-year-old says:
“I’m not feeling great today. It’s uncomfortable and I hope this is the only time I ever have to go through something like this.”
In an attempt to make her surgery seem less desired Ashely says, “I was completely scared. I wasn’t looking forward to the surgery at all. I actually had trouble sleeping for a week before.”
A role model for young girls, Tisdale says she’s not an advocate for plastic surgery and wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. Yeah, unless they had a big nose, like her.
“I didn’t do this because I believe in plastic surgery. I did this to help my health. I literally almost could not breathe out of the right side of my nose,” says Tisdale, who’s openly discussing the procedure because “I want my fans to know the truth. I’m not someone who is going to act like I had nothing done. I just want to be honest because my fans are everything to me.”
We’ve heard it all before….
Posted in Ashlee Simpson, video on December 2, 2007| Leave a Comment »
Ashlee Simpson has a new album coming out that she worked with the ultimate hit-maker Timbaland on.
This means there’s a chance we could be seeing this girl around again. Although; just because she records an album, doesn’t mean she can actually sing them. Will we be seeing another hilarious performance SNL or VMA style? Or do you think the physically improved Ashlee can pull the wool over our eyes and surprise us with a little talent?
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