The Kardashian’s Share Clothes

First cutesy grandma, crap mom Kris Jenner wears Khloe’s bacteria filled, jail poison DUI dress out on the town in Las Vegas.

Now Khloe wears a little gold number and matching shoes of Kim’s.

Solid idea Khloe, you look flawless!

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This is Too Much

Girls from left to right: Cheetah Girl, Adrienne Bailon, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardshian.

Guys from left to right: Hidden behind a giant head and body is the anonymous date of Bigfoot and I bet he wants it to remain that way, Brother Rob Kardashian, Reggie Bush, and Kourtney’s boyfriend Scott Disdick.

Lucky for Khloe the family got to suck off of Kim’s hosting gig at Tanqueray and Ciroc New Year’s bash in South Beach where she landed her first date. Again the dude, I’m sure wants to remain anonymous although he could have used this opportunity to get his face out there for some free publicity, but nobody believes in Bigfoot anymore. I’m sure he set that thing loose back in the forest, where it belongs and promptly went to get some counseling.

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Not Engaged

According to Fox News Kim Kardashian, 27, and Reggie Bush, 22, are not engaged yet, despite OK! Magazine reports.

They rang in the new year together as Kim hosted Mansion’s Tanqueray and Ciroc New Year’s bash in South Beach, but Reggie has not popped the question. Kim tells Us Magazine, “It’s not true. Not yet!”

What makes anyone think this girl would ever do anything legit? Sex tapes only bro.

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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush an Item

The cheap lying slutty porno-making fake Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush, running back for the New Orleans Saints, are dating. The couple were seen together in Beverly Hills doing some Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve.

They are at Sharper Image probably trying to pick up a tripod or the new director-in-a-box which comes with tripods, cameras, and auto zoom and focus to get the best shots for their new video, “What’s Running Down Kim’s Back”.

Whether Reggie wants to make one or not, Kim’s gonna get naked and get it on film. She doesn’t have a steady job like Reg and Kim’s gotta get paid somehow.

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The Kardashian Lumps Say There Just Friends

Any excuse for attention and the Kardashian lumps are all over it. This time around they are debating the fate of there stepbrother Brody Jenner and Lauren Conrad‘s love life.

“I think that Brody and Lauren are probably better off as really good friends,” Kim told In Touch at the ME Cabo resort’s year-end celebration in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. “Agreed,” chimed in Kourtney. However, sasquatch sis Khloe doesn’t rule out the possibility of Brody and Lauren remaining friends with benefits. “I also think Brody and Lauren really understand each other, so if they do hook up, they know what they’re getting into,” she says.

One thing is abundantly clear: Brody shouldn’t count on his stepsisters to play matchmaker for him anytime soon. “He’s already hooked up with all of our friends!” said Kim. “Try not to hook up a brother with a friend, because it just gets messy!” Khloe concurred through her newly puffed up lips: “Been there, done that!”

Been there done that? you wish Khloe, the only thing you’ve ever done is single handedly put Krispy Kreme out of business.

Not sure I’d take dating advice from these girls, I mean what references do they have to work with? Ray J the Hiphop Superstar?

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Desperates

Screaming for attention!

This chick loves sloppy seconds. Here’s Kim Kardashitan and the ever so desperate sleestack J-dater, JR Rotem at the Hollywood Life Awards last night.

What the hell happened to Hollywood? Didn’t you used to have to be a “movie star” to get some attention, meaning, you are actually working, acting, in a film.

These two dumb shits are famous for nothing. Although he is a music producer… say it isn’t so! Please don’t let this be the beginning of another tragic singing career.

Hey Kim, this guy couldn’t even help Britney’s surefire career AND what’s worse, even she doesn’t want him.

[image: WENN]

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The Dash Is Lying!

Kim signing autographs at JFK. Where’s the thief?

I would not put anything past this publicity engulfing whore. She was raised by traitors! If your mother’s BFF is Nicole Brown Simpson and your father defends her murderer, and your family gains tons of publicity and cash from the death of mom’s BFF. You many not know right from wrong.

Kim Kardashian is lying about her dumb valuables being stolen while signing autographs at JFK airport. According to Page Six Kimmy didn’t bother to file a police report, yet is claiming her Cartier watch, diamond jewelry, a camera and her laptop were stolen. Even law enforcement officials believe it was a publicity stunt.

Get ready for Kim Kardashian Superstar Porn movie #3. Also, in this corrupt ploy for attention, I’m sure she’ll go all way, so we’ll be seeing shit loads of nude photos “that were on her stolen laptop and camera”.

Scum!

[image: Bauer-Griffin]

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The Devil Made Kim Pose For Playboy

If you’re wondering why Kim Kardashian posed for Playboy, well MOM pushed her to do it! Kim also thought that “girls today” … whoa right there, (take the needle off the record). “Girls today” are looking at Playboy to see a “normal body”? What the hell is she saying? Did she notice her butt is the size of Jupiter? Nothing about you or your sick family is “normal” girl.

Here’s how Kim told NY Daily News:

“I did it because I’m not one of those stick-skinny girls you see. I felt like girls today need to see a normal body,” she told us at the Morgan 4 Ever launch at Underbar last week. “My mom actually pushed me to do it! I think she’s living vicariously through me a little bit.”

Sweetheart, you’re mother is a money-grubbing heartless bitch, who’s husband (at the time) defended the man that killed her best friend.

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Kim Kardashian Is Now A Superstar

The whole lot of them should be ashamed of themselves and I mean Stretchface included! That sick, sick Jenner-Kardashian family will do anything for fame. What mother would, not only overlook her daughter’s bad judgment, but MANAGE it!!

Kim is pretending to “take legal action” over the release of the new uncut part 2 version of her sex tape, for which she takes top billing, “Kim Kardashian Superstar Part 2 Featuring Hip Hop Star Ray J”.

Wow Mom, that’s some fancy managing, how’d you work that deal? Look at her wheeling and dealing with those big time heavy hitters, Vivid Video, who was also strong armed by the powerful manager, Kris Jenner or “Mom”, to work the golden shower out of the contract!

Now that’s some powerful shit. I say if Britney Spears really wants to get her career back on track, she contact Kris Jenner, stat! She could pick up some real handy parenting tips from her!

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The Dash Pedaling Playboy

Kim Kardashian signing copies of the December Playboy in NYC.

Pedal it girl. It’s all you got!

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