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Any excuse for attention and the Kardashian lumps are all over it. This time around they are debating the fate of there stepbrother Brody Jenner and Lauren Conrad‘s love life.

“I think that Brody and Lauren are probably better off as really good friends,” Kim told In Touch at the ME Cabo resort’s year-end celebration in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. “Agreed,” chimed in Kourtney. However, sasquatch sis Khloe doesn’t rule out the possibility of Brody and Lauren remaining friends with benefits. “I also think Brody and Lauren really understand each other, so if they do hook up, they know what they’re getting into,” she says.

One thing is abundantly clear: Brody shouldn’t count on his stepsisters to play matchmaker for him anytime soon. “He’s already hooked up with all of our friends!” said Kim. “Try not to hook up a brother with a friend, because it just gets messy!” Khloe concurred through her newly puffed up lips: “Been there, done that!”

Been there done that? you wish Khloe, the only thing you’ve ever done is single handedly put Krispy Kreme out of business.

Not sure I’d take dating advice from these girls, I mean what references do they have to work with? Ray J the Hiphop Superstar?

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If you’re wondering why Kim Kardashian posed for Playboy, well MOM pushed her to do it! Kim also thought that “girls today” … whoa right there, (take the needle off the record). “Girls today” are looking at Playboy to see a “normal body”? What the hell is she saying? Did she notice her butt is the size of Jupiter? Nothing about you or your sick family is “normal” girl.

Here’s how Kim told NY Daily News:

“I did it because I’m not one of those stick-skinny girls you see. I felt like girls today need to see a normal body,” she told us at the Morgan 4 Ever launch at Underbar last week. “My mom actually pushed me to do it! I think she’s living vicariously through me a little bit.”

Sweetheart, you’re mother is a money-grubbing heartless bitch, who’s husband (at the time) defended the man that killed her best friend.

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Did you ever notice how many Mike Myers’ there are? Let’s see, there’s the Mike Myers who plays baseball for the White Sox. Then there’s the Mike Myers that played “Austin Powers”, and now this one.
Bruce Jenner a.k.a. Stretchface a.k.a. Mike Myers celebrated his birthday today; he is 58.

Happy Birthday Stretchface, hope you got yourself a good pinch, tug or injection…
wishing you a speedy recovery!

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Yes, when your giant AND wide, STRIPES all the way!!!

I have seen many pictures of the family and the promos for their new show Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but I had not watched it yet, until last night… Ew!!

Kris: Mom acts 22, looks every bit of her 67 years.
Kim: slut. Not cute. Zero personality, except for some very obvious characteristics she stole from her bff Paris (which makes her doubly dismal).
Khloe: giant.
Kourtney: is the oldest of the girls and is boring, although they are featuring her the most in the episode I saw.
Kendall and Kylie: from the Lindsay Lohan tribe.. small raspy and mature faced.
Brother Robert, doesn’t talk, thankfully.
Bruce Jenner: aka, stretchface, Michael Meyers meets Chucky look alike is too stretched to function.

We’re going to be seeing so much more of them and I’m over it!


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