Giants Can Dance

Half back Khloe Kardashian had an interview with “Dancing with the Stars” producers to join the show next season. Oh how I wish!! It’s actually the other giant fatass, wrestler Chyna, TMZ reports.

Well Khloe would be awesome on that show, can’t you just picture her with her partner tossed over her shoulder. She’d probably win just to keep her on all season. Oh well, maybe next year.

Chyna will a site to see too if they decide to go with her.

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Polar Bear Eats Her Young in German Zoo

After zoo officials saw signs of polar bear mother not caring for her young, they decided to let nature take it course to avoid Knut 2 mania. Knut was the first polar bear in 30 years to be born in the Berlin Zoo. Rejected by it’s mother, it spent 44 days in incubation and was completely reared by zoo staff.

Today a zoo in southern Germany came under fire for refusing to save the lives of two polar bear cubs who were apparently eaten by their mother, in order to avoid a sequel of “Knut mania”. The director of the zoo so eloquently said, “We wanted to avoid a repeat of the stupid Knut mania and not rear the animal by hand,” Helmut Mägdefrau, the deputy director of the zoo, said.

Nuremberg zoo, in Bavaria, southern Germany, refused demands to rear the vulnerable cubs by hand as Berlin zoo famously did a year ago.

Knut, Berlin’s polar bear cub, was whisked to safety from its mother’s enclosure in a fishing net in December 2006, subsequently becoming internationally famous.

However, Nuremberg zoo chiefs said nature should take its course in the case of the cubs that polar bear Vilma gave birth to five weeks ago.

Despite evidence that Vilma was failing to feed her young, keepers decided to leave them to their own devices. On Monday, they approached the polar bear enclosure after being alerted by the disturbed behaviour of another bear, Vera. They discovered that the cubs could not be found.

“We could not find the remains of the little ones, so we cannot determine the cause of death,” Mr Mägdefrau said, adding: “We’re very sad”.

Despite his assurance that they had died, keepers had been unable to enter Vilma’s cave by yesterday evening to see for themselves.

Mr Mägdefrau said it was not clear whether Vilma had killed her young because they were sick – a not untypical reaction of polar bears in the wild – or had let them die for the same reason and then consumed them.

However, politicians and animal rights activists were quick to condemn the zoo, accusing it of neglect.

“You cannot just dump them in an artificial environment and then treat them as if they’re living in the wild,” Berthold Merkel, the president of Bavaria’s Animal Protection Association, said.

The affair reignited the row of a year ago, when an animal rights activist provoked an international outcry by arguing that Knut should have been allowed to die after being rejected by his mother rather than being unnaturally reared by humans.

However, supporters of the efforts to save Knut said it was a zoo’s duty to conserve animals, and that it was nonsense to treat them as if they were in the wild.

Attention is now focused on polar bear Vera, who also recently gave birth. Reacting to the public outcry, the zoo yesterday announced it would be rearing her [one remaining] cub by hand.

[ source: Guardian.co.uk]

Brad Pitt’s been Sneaking Off

Brad’s looking a little over-grown lately and reports are that he’s up to his old habits.

Back when Brad was with Jennifer Aniston, my best friend used to tell me stories of game night’s she would host where Brad and Jen were guests. She said they were pretty big potheads, but really nice, fun people. She also said that Cameron Diaz came by for some game fun, as well and was also a big pothead, but surprisingly smart (for Cameron Diaz). My friend has excellent taste; I couldn’t believe she was even wasting her time with such dolts, so they must be pretty interesting, unless she was having a moment of star-struckdom.

Well Star Magazine is reporting that he’s so desperate to get away at times from Ang’s rules and watchful eye, that he’s been sneaking off for a smoke.

Unfortunately it’s not something cerebral like game night, but has been seen with vomit bag Steve-O out in LA. Star suggests he must be going through a midlife crisis. Getting Restalyne injections and over-worked fathering four kids:

“He still smokes,” another insider tells Star “He sneaks cigs behind Angie’s back.” At the Cannes Film Festival in May, “He stayed outside, smoking and drinking,” says a witness. “He looked stressed, like he was trying to get his fill because he had a limited time to enjoy his cigarettes.”

But cigarettes aren’t the only smokes that Brad has enjoyed. A source tells Star he spotted Brad smoking what looked like a joint with Jackass wild man Steve-O on a hot L.A. afternoon. “I couldn’t believe that someone as famous as Brad Pitt would be smoking openly,” the witness says. “But there he was, lighting up a fattie with Steve-O. I was stunned!”

Angie would have been, too. “She doesn’t think Brad should smoke pot or anything else,” an insider tells Star. “She wishes he’d drop all that. A drink once in a while is OK. But that’s it.”

I imagine living with Angie and all those kids, all the travel, and their respective busy careers must be a bit difficult, but spending more than a second with Steve-O seems like HELL!

Goldfrapp’s Video for their first single "A and E"

I’ve been listening to the Seventh Tree, a departure from their last electronic/pop album, but they’ve been known to change their style with the times. Allison’s been getting some grief about her her new MK and Ashley Olsen appearance, but I think she’s cute.

My fav tracks so far are “Clowns” and “Monster Love”.

Enjoy!

Heidi Montag in Maxim

Heidi Montag does Maxim. My how her eyebrows, lips, nose, hair, have changed since she did that awesome photoshoot for Stuff.

The girl needs to do anything she can to stay current cause she’s an absolute bore!

Dr. Phil Spins His Side

Dr. Phil issued the following statement to Entertainment Tonight:

“As was widely reported this weekend, at the request of concerned family members, I visited Britney Spears in the hospital. The details of that visit will, of course, remain private. We had planned to tape a ‘Dr. Phil Now’ show tomorrow, focusing not on the tabloid side of Britney’s latest problems, but instead on the very serious issues surrounding this case. Clearly, it is not just Britney’s family struggling to find a way to protect adult children who cannot be ordered or compelled to seek help. Because the Spears situation is too intense at this time, and out of consideration to the family, I have made the decision not to move forward with the taping at this particular time. Britney and her family are in our prayers and we ask that they be in yours.”

Oh, we’re praying all right!

[image: Joe Cavaretta / AP file]

Brit’s Pap Boyfriend Selling Photos

Inside sources claim Adnan, who works for the Finalpixx photo agency, is already brokering a million dollar deal with tabloids for the exclusive story and pictures of his relationship with Britney.

Britney first met Adnan in September and immediately told friends she thought he was “cute”.

They have quite the romantic history; Adnan came to Brit’s rescue when she asked a crowd of paparazzi following her to get her a tampon while using the bathroom at a Los Angeles Quiznos sandwich store.

The Daily Mail reports, that the Los Angeles-based photo agency that Adnam Ghalib works for, Finalpixx, was yesterday trying to broker a deal with UK newspapers for use of pictures of Mr Ghalib and Miss Spears together.

The images were taken after Spears managed to check herself out of a secure unit at an LA hospital where she had been sensationally taken by police after taking her own children hostage in a custody row with her estranged husband Kevin Federline. Some sources suggested last night that she may even be in on the deal, in so doing making a profit for herself and also being able to control which pictures of her go out.

The photographer has apparently been telling Miss Spears that he can keep her safe from the rest of the paparazzi pack by using the kind of skills he has learned from his years on the job in LA.

In the early hours of Saturday morning, the pair then headed to Palm Springs, and checked into a £500-a-night suite at the Hyatt Grand Champion resort.

The next day they turned up in nearby Palm Desert, just 20 minutes out of Palm Springs, where they had cocktails and breakfast at the fashionable Daily Grill.

The following day, they were in Santa Monica before leaving for another as yet unidentified “safe house,” arranged by Ghalib, in the Hollywood Hills.

It was during this three-day Bonnie and Clyde-style trip that Ghalib took various sets of pictures of Britney in their hotel suite, and videos of them together. Some sources suggest the videos were of an “extremely intimate or even sexual” in nature.

Which might leave Miss Spears in rather a compromised position should they break up.

Birmingham-based friends and relatives of Mr Ghalib, 35, spoke yesterday of their surprise about his relationship with Britney since he comes from an extremely devout Muslims family.

A friend said: “I don’t think Mr and Mrs Ghalib would approve of his choice considering they are strict Muslims.”

Ghalib, who is separated from his wife, grew up in the Small Heath suburb of Birmingham. One friend described Adnan, who left Britain in 1996 to pursue a career in the US, as “a typical Asian Brummie” who could “talk the hind legs off a donkey”.

Another said: “Adnan was a real charmer and had a real drive to get on in the world. But everyone is gobsmacked that he is with Britney.”

Trouble, trouble, trouble. I’m gonna start calling Brit “the hound” cause she can sniff out trouble from miles away and fearlessly go with it!

Without the structure of having to visit with the children, Britney is going to go absolutely wild! This story is just beginning to get interesting, albeit tragic, there are many more events to unfold.

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Brit’s Dad Says No To the TV Doctor

Father Spears steps in to indirectly tell Dr. Phil to back off.

Life & Style reports Britney Spears’ dad Jamie Spears has angrily banned the family from any involvement or participation with Dr. Phil’s planned Britney-intervention episode, a source linked to Dr. Phil’s camp tells Life & Style.

“As soon as Jamie realized Dr. Phil was making public statements about Britney, including assessments of her condition, he got angry. He started making phone calls to everybody in the family, telling them not to cooperate with Dr. Phil.

“Jamie was totally incensed that Dr. Phil—who he knows a little, because Lynne is friends with Dr. Phil’s wife—seemed to be using Britney for self-promotion.

“Dr. Phil had told Jamie everything would be off the record until the show was done.

“But after Jamie made his phone calls, Lynne and Bryan [their son] agreed not to appear on Dr. Phil’s show.”

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

These pics were taken Saturday, the day of Brits release from Cedars-Sinai. Crazy bitch is sharing her lollipop pantless, while smoggin out on a cig, with married photog Adnan and relaxing at a bungalow in Santa Barbara on Saturday night. They were also seen holding hands (gag) and kissing (vomit), while making a Starbucks run the following day.

The two have become regular companions lately. A source at Finalpixx, where Ghalib is a paparazzo, confirmed earlier to CelebTV.com that the photographer and Spears have been getting close in recent weeks, but would not go as far as saying the two are dating.

“I know, but I can’t say,” said the source with a laugh.

Ok, how dumb is she? Poor girl already tried this rebel underdog game with her broke, back-up dancer and he became “K-Fed”, took her money, her looks, her dignity, her career and her children. What’s left? Oh yeah, there’s still plenty of money $$$$$$$$$$$$$ to go around.

I don’t believe that she’s gonna let this mooch, this, this shameless man pretend to care for her. What’s wrong with her? This is not classic bipolar behavior, this is classic stupidity! He’s already suaving-out his hair and doing the 2002 belt buckle tuck. What a douche.

Maybe Osama Lutfi will rise again and come back for his woman and his loot. It was probably Adnan’s idea to hold the kids hostage. I can see Osama and Adnan in a hostage standoff with Britney coming soon.

Click here to see more of their frolicky little day together.

Lindsay Got Another One

Hey, looks like another Italian guy got lucky during slutty Lohan’s visit to Italy. This guy actually sounds pretty sweet, too bad he’s now totally infected with Hohan goo.

NewsoftheWorld has another exclusive interview with one of Linday’s conquests:

Wildchild Lindsay, 21, threw herself at stunned stranger Alessandro diNunzio in a bar at the Capri Film Festival.

First she invited him to a gala dinner and DEMANDED he kiss her. Then she led him back to her hotel room.

And less than six hours after they they met she suddenly STRIPPED off all her clothes and treated him to a night of naked red-hot lust.

“He grinned: “Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.”

But he discovered he was just one of THREE conquests Lindsay made during her 24 hours on the Italian island.

Alessandro, 27, who lives in Rome, said:

“I was hurt and sad when I found out about the other guys.”

“I think that’s the way things are with Lindsay. But she was very sweet and loving in bed. It was a good sex match.”

“She introduced herself as Lindsay. It was only at the end of our conversation I suddenly clicked I was talking to Lindsay Lohan. I almost collapsed.”

Alessandro said:

“I never imagined in my wildest dreams we would end up in bed. We spent a long time talking, lying side by side on top of her bed.

“She told me about her problems with drugs and alcohol. She said she was trying to get over them and that she’d spent time in a rehab clinic but didn’t want to talk too much about that.

“She kept telling me she liked me because I was “a good boy”—I don’t smoke or take drugs. She said she was falling for me, she liked me.

“I liked her too. The thing that struck me most about her was her intelligence—I found her very lucid and bright.”

Suddenly, in mid-conversation, Lindsay jumped off the bed. Alessandro said:

“She stripped off completely naked, without any embarrassment at all.”

“She was wearing mismatched under-wear—a black bra with emerald green French knickers. But they came off too. Naked, she took my breath away. Lindsay is stunning. Her body is absolutely perfect. Flawless.”

“She had an all-over golden tan and a few tattoos. On her right wrist was the word Breathe. She joked it was to remind her to keep breathing. That made me think she was pretty fragile.”

“After boldly taking her clothes off she dived under the covers. I sensed she was insecure about her gorgeous body.”

“I was shocked she had made the first move—it took a while for me to realize I was supposed to take my clothes too.”

“To be honest I felt a bit intimidated. I was with Lindsay Lohan. But I took off my clothes and we started to make love. And then it was just like two ordinary people making love. It was very passionate and intense and lasted for 1 hour, maybe more.”

“She adored kissing and never wanted to stop—no matter what we were doing. We had safe sex, and afterwards she cuddled up to me and we went to sleep.”

The next morning, Alessandro got up at 9am and got dressed. He said:

“I had things to do. She told me, ‘Bye, I’ll call you.’”

That afternoon, when he was in Rome, she sent him the first of several messages. She wanted to spend New Year’s Eve in the city and asked him to show her around.

But she failed to turn up, saying she had a sprained ankle. Then on Wednesday she summoned him to room 107 of the Villa Flora hotel where she was staying.

Alessandro said:

“We kissed but we didn’t have sex again and I didn’t spend the night there because she said she was tired. We had a nice evening though.”

“We went to a few clubs with some of her movie friends from LA. The day before she left Italy, on January 4, she sent me a text saying, ‘Miss you’.”

He then discovered he had not been the only object of Lindsay’s affections at the festival. She was caught snogging Italian actor Eduardo Costa at her hotel a few hours before making love to Alessandro.

And soon after he left her bed, she was smooching with long-haired local thespian Dario Faiella, the son of music legend Peppino di Capri. She spent the next two nights with him.

Gutted Alessandro said:

“I don’t think I will see her again now that I have learned that she was seeing other guys at the same time as she was seeing me.”

“But I’m going to watch all of her films—even though really I’d prefer to see her again in real life.”

Poor, poor sap. How many more can we expect to hear from??

I hope old boy tells his sextory next.